Tuesday, 15 June 2010
Rockstar 101 - Rihanna feat. Slash
Abolutely uncreative and very repetetive. These songs and videos that people call 'art' and 'trendsetting'. Seriously? Surely this isn't what the female teenage public have been reduced to? It's not Rihanna who wrote them, it's not Rihanna who directed or cut the videos and its certainly not Rihanna who came up with a concept and you know what? there probably is no 'Rihanna', perhaps she's just a fictional character or just a 'hot chick' that Jay Z taught how to lip sync and set her editing software to autotune.
I always wondered, doesn't Rihanna get sore throats? and the answer is, no. Rihanna doesn't. The person that sings for her does, though. There is no way that you can take a Barbados accent and transform it into a platinum selling album.
Being a rockstar isn't about playing guitar and whatnot; it's about attitude, and she can't even pull that off! 1 more thing: SLASH WASN'T EVEN IN THE VIDEO!!!
She needs to get her hair cut somewhere where they can either redeem what's left of its dignity or just cut it off and give her a weave, like Beyonce, and she needs to fire her stylist and hire someone who can do quirky, not incongruous stripper.
Every single song in Rated R is awesome, the guys at Def Jam records did a great job, seriously fellas, you rock! Robyn Rihanna Fenty, who the hell are you!? If you're going to insist on the creation of this poison, i don't see why your albums don't have 'ear rape' warning labels on them.