Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Rockstar 101 - Rihanna feat. Slash


Abolutely uncreative and very repetetive. These songs and videos that people call 'art' and 'trendsetting'. Seriously? Surely this isn't what the female teenage public have been reduced to? It's not Rihanna who wrote them, it's not Rihanna who directed or cut the videos and its certainly not Rihanna who came up with a concept and you know what? there probably is no 'Rihanna', perhaps she's just a fictional character or just a 'hot chick' that Jay Z taught how to lip sync and set her editing software to autotune.

I always wondered, doesn't Rihanna get sore throats? and the answer is, no. Rihanna doesn't. The person that sings for her does, though. There is no way that you can take a Barbados accent and transform it into a platinum selling album.

Being a rockstar isn't about playing guitar and whatnot; it's about attitude, and she can't even pull that off! 1 more thing: SLASH WASN'T EVEN IN THE VIDEO!!!

She needs to get her hair cut somewhere where they can either redeem what's left of its dignity or just cut it off and give her a weave, like Beyonce, and she needs to fire her stylist and hire someone who can do quirky, not incongruous stripper.

Every single song in Rated R is awesome, the guys at Def Jam records did a great job, seriously fellas, you rock! Robyn Rihanna Fenty, who the hell are you!? If you're going to insist on the creation of this poison, i don't see why your albums don't have 'ear rape' warning labels on them.

6 comments:

  1. PWNED.
    Had to be said. And I agree, what the hell is going on with her style!? XD

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  2. this is not jack
    "Ear rape" so true

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  3. Saara, I'm disappointed. Rihanna is better than the fiasco that is Lupe Fiasco, any day of the week. I don't even like Rihanna that much, but she's still better than Loo-Pay!

    Chloe xxx

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  4. Lupe's more original and thoughtful with what he does than Rihanna is. Most of it isn't even her. x

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  5. Loo-Pay is a fiasco, haha! Never. Gets. Old.

    Chloe xxx

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